Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
Today in posts that have not aged well
it’s now early april 2021. where’s the happiness i was promised????
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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.
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herequeer-fullofexistentialfear:
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals
Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?
I looked it up
yeah it is, ifdsdhgk
world heritage post
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calum’s voice is not only one of the prettiest sounds that exists in this world but this kid can also write fucking beautiful songs wow
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genie: and your final wish?
me i wish every time i click no to the youtube premium offer someone high up on the google corporate ladder gets immensely sharp horrible chest pain for a week
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i fear that
i am
both
too much
yet
not enough
even at my best i’m a mess.
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im both “the replies too quick” kinda person and the “never replies” kinda person
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